Rafael Paulino: 6 books

In this book, we will explore even MORE of the crushingly boring "revelations" of the Islamic Brainwasher's Manual, as Muhammad lets his inner Allah do even MORE of the talking, and, as a result, ends up having to flee from Mecca and settle in the city of Medina... where he will eventually...

From the Author who brought you the much better written "Butchering the Bible" series comes the next chapter in book-killing horror. So strap in, grab a cup of Spice Coffee, and get ready to experience the worst ever retread of a holy book. From MUHAMMAD, that is. THIS Author is not that...

In a world where the greater part of the people believe in ancient tribal fairy tales, one man will take the sharp, pointy edge of his wit, and cut the “Holy” Bible’s antiquated English down to size. (Insert clips of kick-ass action sequences) From the atheist who brought you some...

This is the most fun third book ever written about the most boring "holy" book ever written! Totally not worth the price of admission! DO NOT buy this book! Buy my other series instead! Bonus Introduction with book! Isn't this EXCITING! I LOVE exclamation marks!!! What's that? You prefer question marks??? What are you, some kind of pansy? Last Updated: January 15, 2018

In this book, we complete our ill-fated trip through the rest of the Old Testament and its endless supply of prophecies. From Ezra to Ezekiel, from Job to Jonah, and from soup to nuts, we will witness what happens when a prophetic record is broken waaay too many times. WARNING: Not recommended for reading by religious Christians. Last Updated: January 15, 2018

In the final installment of the "Butchering The Bible" series, we will witness -- i.e. read about -- how Jesus saved Christmas by being born in the spring, how his Apostles saved the world from ending by prophesiziing that end ad nauseam, and how the addict once known as John of Patmos saved...