Stephfordy Mayo: 2 books

Picking up where bestselling parody New Moan left off, this hotly anticipated sequel spans the last two books in the Twilight series, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn   Heffa Lump is still living at home in Spatula, having graduated from the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence, and...

Plenty of overwrought prose and melodramatic angst mark this fang-sharp parody of number-one New York Times–bestseller New Moon   "I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."   Heffa...