Luke Kelly: 34 books

When Jack Johnson's step-daughter, Sky, wants to have her college friend Rae over for a sleepover, Jack doesn't think anything of it.  His wife, Jackie, comes home and disappears into the girls' room, and Jack contents himself by watching TV.  When his wife comes down to give him a kiss...

After an emergency trip to the back of beyond, Jim Edwards -- financial adviser to hillbilly Kentucky lottery winner Herbert Boone -- finds himself at the center of a dirty joke.  Late in leaving the Boone residence and completely lost on the backroads of Pike County, Jim's Lincoln runs out...

When Dan and his wife decide they need a couples night for just the two of them, the first order of business is to find a babysitter for their two year old son.  Everything goes well with the babysitter, until one night when Dan is driving her home and finds her boyfriend, a real punk, waiting...

Gary is a boob man, and he loves his girlfriend's tits.  But when she mysteriously stops letting him see, touch, or play with them, Gary starts to go crazy.  He sees tits everywhere, and he's eyeballing his partner's secretary, who has a nice set of 38DDs.  When he finally snaps and...

After a serious back injury and subsequent surgery, Ted Baxter is laid up for weeks.  He spends his time watching TV, particularly a late-night yoga show by a woman named Natalia.  Ted figures the show is shot locally since it's on a cable-access channel, and once he is well enough to actually...

Dave and Jill are roommates, but they've never slept together.  But when Jill gets pregnant and her boyfriend runs out on her, Dave becomes her closest friend, going to doctors appointments with her and being there as a shoulder for Jill to cry on when she has a bout of despair.  It isn't...

Ben is late for the parent-teacher conferences at his daughter's school.  When he finally arrives he finds a bitchy ex-wife and a sympathetic teacher waiting for him.  The conference goes as planned, except when Ben finds out that his ex-wife, Janie, is telling their daughter not to participate...

When I realized that my greatest fantasy was to watch my wife with another man, I thought my marriage was over.  But when I bought my wife a dildo, figuring that's as close as I'd get to ever seeing it, she confessed a fantasy to me. She wanted to bring another man home and have a threesome. ...

After waking up from a sleepwalking sex session, Dave's pregnant roommate, Jill, wants nothing else to do with him.  Worse for Dave, her sleepwalking stops altogether, and the two of them are back to being just roommates.  Until, that is, Jill's body changes on her again.  Her pregnant...

Jack Harris is a writer who's so absorbed in his work that he doesn't clean and barely feeds himself.  Jack's agent, Randy, decides enough is enough and hires a young Mexican girl to go to Jack's house three times a week to cook and clean.  Jack wonders how he'll ever work with the distraction...

When Jack first saw Susan, she was the fat girl in the back of the aerobics class, struggling to keep up.  But Jack thought she was beautiful -- he'd always had a thing for big women -- and in his anger over the other, skinnier, women ignoring Susan because she was a big girl, Jack decided to...

When Max and Sarah stop to see a hypnotist's show at a local carnival, they don't expect Sarah to be called up on stage.  When the hypnotist -- the Amazing Mesmer -- convinces Sarah she's really a cat, it's funny and everybody has a laugh.  But when Max gets Sarah home, he notices some...

The setup is sweet.  A willing couple undergoes hypnosis and is given post-hypnotic suggestions.  Their "case" is sold in an auction, and the buyer is sent an address and a list of words.  Each word is a trigger, and will evoke a response in the couple that hears it.  Everything...

NetSuite is an easy-to-use, customizable enterprise software for running your business. Part I explains NetSuite basics everyone should know. Part II focuses on tracking money (accounting, AR, AP, and managing inventory). Parts III, IV, and V explain how to sell and market your products, take care...