Sister Mary's Cherry

After an emergency trip to the back of beyond, Jim Edwards -- financial adviser to hillbilly Kentucky lottery winner Herbert Boone -- finds himself at the center of a dirty joke.  Late in leaving the Boone residence and completely lost on the backroads of Pike County, Jim's Lincoln runs out of gas and he's left to walk, looking for the nearest phone.  He has no idea where he is, but when he comes across an old farm house along the side of the road he goes to it and knocks, asking for a phone.  But the house is the Sisters of Saint Boniface Convent, and they don't have a phone.  They invite him to stay until morning instead, when the sheriff will be by, and Jim accepts -- not knowing that he's about to find out how that lucky guy in the joke felt when his car broke down and the only place to sleep is in the house full of virgins.... 

Approximate story length:  5,600 words.

All persons depicted in this erotic short story are at least eighteen years of age.