Zombie Love

The Do's, Don'ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Jeff Busch ISBN: 9781402792298
Publisher: Sterling Publication: February 7, 2012
Imprint: Sterling Language: English
Author: Jeff Busch
ISBN: 9781402792298
Publisher: Sterling
Publication: February 7, 2012
Imprint: Sterling
Language: English
Just because you're a reanimated corpse doesn't mean you can't fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves.
 
Dating is tough, but hooking up when you're undead can be a nightmare. It's hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, you'll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? What's the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And what's the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities?
 
Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.

 
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Just because you're a reanimated corpse doesn't mean you can't fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves.
 
Dating is tough, but hooking up when you're undead can be a nightmare. It's hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, you'll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? What's the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And what's the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities?
 
Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.

 

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