World's Best 15 Second Jokes
A huge library of jokes for your Kobo
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Theatre, Comedy, Humour & Comedy, Performing Arts
| Author: | Marcus Lindley | ISBN: | 1230000207097 |
| Publisher: | Vindo Books | Publication: | January 4, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Marcus Lindley |
| ISBN: | 1230000207097 |
| Publisher: | Vindo Books |
| Publication: | January 4, 2014 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
One huge book of jokes that takes around 15 seconds to say...
Some examples:
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked. Replied the womanˏ "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it."
Asked the cop "did you drop it right here?"
"Noˏ" she respondedˏ "I dropped it about a block awayˏ but the light's better here."
Wanting to surprise her husbandˏ Michelle Obama stopped by the Oval Office. She found Barack with his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitatingˏ he dictatedˏ "...and in conclusionˏ gentlemenˏ shortage or no shortageˏ I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barmanˏ "Can I have a pint of Lessˏ please?"
"I'm sorry sirˏ" the barman repliesˏ looking slightly puzzledˏ "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no ideaˏ" replies the guyˏ "The thing isˏ I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
I always do my exercises regularly in the morning. Immediately after waking I sternly say to myselfˏ "Readyˏ now. Up. Down. Up. Down." And after two strenuous minutes I tell myselfˏ "Okayˏ now try the other eyelid".
One huge book of jokes that takes around 15 seconds to say...
Some examples:
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked. Replied the womanˏ "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it."
Asked the cop "did you drop it right here?"
"Noˏ" she respondedˏ "I dropped it about a block awayˏ but the light's better here."
Wanting to surprise her husbandˏ Michelle Obama stopped by the Oval Office. She found Barack with his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitatingˏ he dictatedˏ "...and in conclusionˏ gentlemenˏ shortage or no shortageˏ I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barmanˏ "Can I have a pint of Lessˏ please?"
"I'm sorry sirˏ" the barman repliesˏ looking slightly puzzledˏ "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no ideaˏ" replies the guyˏ "The thing isˏ I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
I always do my exercises regularly in the morning. Immediately after waking I sternly say to myselfˏ "Readyˏ now. Up. Down. Up. Down." And after two strenuous minutes I tell myselfˏ "Okayˏ now try the other eyelid".
