Author: | Lee. M. Winter | ISBN: | 9781533731821 |
Publisher: | Lee. M. Winter | Publication: | June 5, 2016 |
Imprint: | Language: | English |
Author: | Lee. M. Winter |
ISBN: | 9781533731821 |
Publisher: | Lee. M. Winter |
Publication: | June 5, 2016 |
Imprint: | |
Language: | English |
On the weekend, I looked for a new book. I always read the description first because, you know, I won’t read just *any old thing*. So I read the description for *this* book and thought it looked okay, so then I read the online sample and laughed so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Okay, a lot of pee came out. ALRIGHT! *I PEED SO MUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS!* There, are you happy now? It’s funny, okay? And it isn’t all about vomit and farts either (okay, a lot of it *is* about vomit and farts, but what’s wrong with that?)
*Every Monday at school, Reggie writes an essay that begins with “On the weekend…” WARNING: You might want to have a spare pair of undies handy while you read about Reggie's weekends.*
On the weekend, I looked for a new book. I always read the description first because, you know, I won’t read just *any old thing*. So I read the description for *this* book and thought it looked okay, so then I read the online sample and laughed so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Okay, a lot of pee came out. ALRIGHT! *I PEED SO MUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS!* There, are you happy now? It’s funny, okay? And it isn’t all about vomit and farts either (okay, a lot of it *is* about vomit and farts, but what’s wrong with that?)
*Every Monday at school, Reggie writes an essay that begins with “On the weekend…” WARNING: You might want to have a spare pair of undies handy while you read about Reggie's weekends.*