Use Me Now!

I am a man. Of course that means most of the time I am looking at women, fantasizing about women, and drooling over women, even though I am happily married.
I don't walk around on the prowl, like most good husbands I just look, and dream.
But every now and then fate steps in and presents you with an interesting problem.
Sharon, my work colleague,presented me with that fateful opportunity recently.