| Author: | Rich E Beckett | ISBN: | 9781311293329 |
| Publisher: | Rich E Beckett | Publication: | March 9, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Rich E Beckett |
| ISBN: | 9781311293329 |
| Publisher: | Rich E Beckett |
| Publication: | March 9, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
The show must go on, especially when it’s The Greatest Reality Show ever. Never mind that the contestants are playing for their lives or that the presenters are being killed on stage – that’s reality for you.
The one-off special is taking place in the grand old city of London, United Queendom, at a dazzling, newly erected complex, Duke Cowely Simon Dockland Plaza and Arena, and no expense has been spared.
Fantastic acts from across the planet have been gathered. The great Duke Cowely himself is present and other intuitive judges have been assembled. Only A-listers are set to perform, and the UQ’s top three presenters are on hand to guide proceedings with a steadying, professional hand.
Nineteen-times-in-a-row winners of the Best Presenters award, Anton and Dev, will take to the stage, as will the perennial second runner-up, Dilbert O’Really.
Cue the lights, the sound and the millions gathered to witness this unique event.
Cue security – in their thousands – tasked with keeping order. A monumental job, there is no doubt, but being tough means they should cope.
Cue the special guest presenters, including the Aborikiwiland Megastar, Dame Edina Average, and ex-convict, Jeremiah Paxo-man, recently released from a twenty-five year stretch in a UQBC Spewsnight prison.
Cue the three rounds including brutal forfeits for the eliminated acts. Never before have the words ‘dying on stage,’ been so prophetic.
Cue the strategically placed snipers, watchtowers, ground-to-air missile sites, flamethrowers, and the UQ’s finest – the SAS.
Cue the megalomaniac Director, never seen but only heard, the true guardian of all that occurs.
Can IT control the goings on? Does it even want to? Maybe the Director has a hidden agenda.
Only time will tell. Honestly, what could possibly go wrong?
The show must go on, especially when it’s The Greatest Reality Show ever. Never mind that the contestants are playing for their lives or that the presenters are being killed on stage – that’s reality for you.
The one-off special is taking place in the grand old city of London, United Queendom, at a dazzling, newly erected complex, Duke Cowely Simon Dockland Plaza and Arena, and no expense has been spared.
Fantastic acts from across the planet have been gathered. The great Duke Cowely himself is present and other intuitive judges have been assembled. Only A-listers are set to perform, and the UQ’s top three presenters are on hand to guide proceedings with a steadying, professional hand.
Nineteen-times-in-a-row winners of the Best Presenters award, Anton and Dev, will take to the stage, as will the perennial second runner-up, Dilbert O’Really.
Cue the lights, the sound and the millions gathered to witness this unique event.
Cue security – in their thousands – tasked with keeping order. A monumental job, there is no doubt, but being tough means they should cope.
Cue the special guest presenters, including the Aborikiwiland Megastar, Dame Edina Average, and ex-convict, Jeremiah Paxo-man, recently released from a twenty-five year stretch in a UQBC Spewsnight prison.
Cue the three rounds including brutal forfeits for the eliminated acts. Never before have the words ‘dying on stage,’ been so prophetic.
Cue the strategically placed snipers, watchtowers, ground-to-air missile sites, flamethrowers, and the UQ’s finest – the SAS.
Cue the megalomaniac Director, never seen but only heard, the true guardian of all that occurs.
Can IT control the goings on? Does it even want to? Maybe the Director has a hidden agenda.
Only time will tell. Honestly, what could possibly go wrong?
