| Author: | EL George, Rita Delude, Olivia Marie, Kiarra M. Taylor, Rena Marin, Skylar McKinzie, Krystle Able, Kathia Iblis | ISBN: | 9781386576525 |
| Publisher: | Crazy Ink | Publication: | January 29, 2019 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | EL George, Rita Delude, Olivia Marie, Kiarra M. Taylor, Rena Marin, Skylar McKinzie, Krystle Able, Kathia Iblis |
| ISBN: | 9781386576525 |
| Publisher: | Crazy Ink |
| Publication: | January 29, 2019 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
TTYS?
People say, "I'm never going on a blind date, again!"
"Why?" We ask.
"Don't get me started," they say.
Then they start:
"He wore coveralls to dinner at a fancy restaurant." "He ordered five courses of the most expensive food, plus drinks, and expected me to pick up the tab." "He thought a burger and a bag of fries was enough to get into my pants. Not!" "She's one-foot taller and didn't want my face in her boobs while we danced. Where else was I supposed to put my tongue?"
"He talked about his ex-lovers, but didn't ask me about my dead ones." "The lady didn't say a dozen words. My dog's better company. And what a dog she was." "He proposed because he'll be deported next week unless he gets a wife by Friday." "She wore her prison clothes. She just got out of the 'joint' and didn't have time to shop."
"He wanted to borrow my credit card for 'just a few days.'" "She wants to be a 'trophy wife.' Some trophy—I'd have to hide her in a closet."
Blind date fiascos like these will pale in comparison to what Crazy Ink authors have shared in this zany collection of blind dates gone horribly wrong...
TTYS?
People say, "I'm never going on a blind date, again!"
"Why?" We ask.
"Don't get me started," they say.
Then they start:
"He wore coveralls to dinner at a fancy restaurant." "He ordered five courses of the most expensive food, plus drinks, and expected me to pick up the tab." "He thought a burger and a bag of fries was enough to get into my pants. Not!" "She's one-foot taller and didn't want my face in her boobs while we danced. Where else was I supposed to put my tongue?"
"He talked about his ex-lovers, but didn't ask me about my dead ones." "The lady didn't say a dozen words. My dog's better company. And what a dog she was." "He proposed because he'll be deported next week unless he gets a wife by Friday." "She wore her prison clothes. She just got out of the 'joint' and didn't have time to shop."
"He wanted to borrow my credit card for 'just a few days.'" "She wants to be a 'trophy wife.' Some trophy—I'd have to hide her in a closet."
Blind date fiascos like these will pale in comparison to what Crazy Ink authors have shared in this zany collection of blind dates gone horribly wrong...
