Author: | Peter Coomber | ISBN: | 1230002148076 |
Publisher: | Peter Coomber | Publication: | February 27, 2018 |
Imprint: | Language: | English |
Author: | Peter Coomber |
ISBN: | 1230002148076 |
Publisher: | Peter Coomber |
Publication: | February 27, 2018 |
Imprint: | |
Language: | English |
The second book of short stories from the crayon of Peter Coomber. Fifty dark, off-beat, humorous short stories with a twist. If you enjoy reading Dahl or Saki then you will enjoy reading these (it's a theory, anyway).
I, Chimp - A bored zoo chimp starts to paint on his compound walls.
Chin A Panda - A man. A panda. A fight. Who wins?
This Never Happened, Too - Nancy Beardsley's half-blind, deaf dog succumbs to the unstoppable wheels of a road-roller, and her new pet, George, with its ravenous appetite, becomes unstoppable, too.
Anthony - Tony was an atheist. Not for him the wimpish, effete, uncertainty of agnosticism: he was a devoutly, true unbeliever; staunch in his views, and active in his contempt for stupid, woolly-headed, God-fearing fools.
Biscuit - Carl and Karen's dog has bitten off more than it can chew.
A Lesson In Life - Alice the teacher explains the facts of life to her innocent pupils.
No animals were harmed in the making of these stories (except for the panda).
The second book of short stories from the crayon of Peter Coomber. Fifty dark, off-beat, humorous short stories with a twist. If you enjoy reading Dahl or Saki then you will enjoy reading these (it's a theory, anyway).
I, Chimp - A bored zoo chimp starts to paint on his compound walls.
Chin A Panda - A man. A panda. A fight. Who wins?
This Never Happened, Too - Nancy Beardsley's half-blind, deaf dog succumbs to the unstoppable wheels of a road-roller, and her new pet, George, with its ravenous appetite, becomes unstoppable, too.
Anthony - Tony was an atheist. Not for him the wimpish, effete, uncertainty of agnosticism: he was a devoutly, true unbeliever; staunch in his views, and active in his contempt for stupid, woolly-headed, God-fearing fools.
Biscuit - Carl and Karen's dog has bitten off more than it can chew.
A Lesson In Life - Alice the teacher explains the facts of life to her innocent pupils.
No animals were harmed in the making of these stories (except for the panda).