This Is My Fiancé, And We Are Going to Get Married…….not

Hi, my name is Mr. Engaged Fiancé. People have put so much pressure and weight on me until I’m almost dead. In my estimation, the amount of weight put upon me is equal to many, full long, million, trillions of tons. They use my name as a crock (nonsense). Please, please, please people. Give me a break! Please release me! I really desire to walk in an upright position like other WORDS which have real solid and true meaning. I mean, if I am an engaged fiancé, I should FOLLOW THROUGH. So that means that my name can result in being a part of the population of married couples who will possess a SET of wedding rings, A MARRIAGE LICENSE, and A LAST NAME CHANGE. But all this weight that has been put upon me has crushed me to the ground, and I can hardly breathe. I am dying. Please stop using my name in vain and take the pressure and weight off of me, and FOLLOW THROUGH with what my name really means, which is a promise to ACTUALLY marry me. Thank you.