The World's Funniest Football Jokes

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, Jokes & Riddles, Sports, Football (Soccer)
Cover of the book The World's Funniest Football Jokes by Jim Chumley, Summersdale Publishers Ltd
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Jim Chumley ISBN: 9781786854681
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd Publication: October 12, 2017
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers Ltd Language: English
Author: Jim Chumley
ISBN: 9781786854681
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Publication: October 12, 2017
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Language: English

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?

He sent on his subs.

God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.

God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.

The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’

Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?

He sent on his subs.

God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.

God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.

The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’

Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

More books from Summersdale Publishers Ltd

Cover of the book Deadly Waters by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book The Little Book of Feminism by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book One Man and a Narrowboat: Slowing Down Time on England's Waterways by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Eat, Sleep, Cycle: A Bike Ride Around the Coast of Britain by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Political Wit: Quips and Quotes from the Back Benches and Beyond by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book The Little Book of Bums by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book The Ultimate Unofficial Coronation Street Quiz Book by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book The Birdwatcher's Year by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book For the Love of Trains: A Celebration of the World's Railways by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Exam Busting Tips by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Mum's Wit: Quips and Quotes for Marvellous Mothers by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book World's Most Dangerous Jobs by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book Your Pace or Mine?: What Running Taught Me About Life, Laughter and Coming Last by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book The Baby Shower Planning Guide by Jim Chumley
Cover of the book In Good Company: The Escort's Guide by Jim Chumley
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy