The World's Funniest Football Jokes

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, Jokes & Riddles, Sports, Football (Soccer)
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Author: Jim Chumley ISBN: 9781786854681
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd Publication: October 12, 2017
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers Ltd Language: English
Author: Jim Chumley
ISBN: 9781786854681
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Publication: October 12, 2017
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Language: English

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?

He sent on his subs.

God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.

God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.

The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’

Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?

He sent on his subs.

God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.

God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.

The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’

Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

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