The School Report: The Final Term

School Days, #2

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Short Stories
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Author: Simon Northouse ISBN: 9780648288497
Publisher: Simon Northouse Publication: February 6, 2019
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Simon Northouse
ISBN: 9780648288497
Publisher: Simon Northouse
Publication: February 6, 2019
Imprint:
Language: English

Back by popular demand, The School Report: The Final Term

A clip round the ear, the ruler, the cane, the slipper, detention, writing lines and forever standing in line. Take a humorous journey back in time to the school days of yesteryear when teachers were a law unto themselves.

Excerpt:
As you will be aware, Allan was suspended from chemistry lessons indefinitely after only two weeks of the final term. I have had boys make "stink bombs" many times before during my long painful career as a chemistry teacher, but never on a scale of this magnitude. The lethal brew that Allan and his cronies concocted was of such a powerful strength that I was certain we'd be getting a visit from the United Nations chemical weapons inspectors.

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Back by popular demand, The School Report: The Final Term

A clip round the ear, the ruler, the cane, the slipper, detention, writing lines and forever standing in line. Take a humorous journey back in time to the school days of yesteryear when teachers were a law unto themselves.

Excerpt:
As you will be aware, Allan was suspended from chemistry lessons indefinitely after only two weeks of the final term. I have had boys make "stink bombs" many times before during my long painful career as a chemistry teacher, but never on a scale of this magnitude. The lethal brew that Allan and his cronies concocted was of such a powerful strength that I was certain we'd be getting a visit from the United Nations chemical weapons inspectors.

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