The Roast Book: How to Present an Effective Joke-Filled Evening

So, the president of your Rotary Club is having a Demotion dinner and you have been asked to participate in a roast. Or maybe old Charlie is retiring and his friends are giving him a dinner and you have been asked to “say a few words.” Whatever the occasion, you need to get up in front of a lot of people and be funny! Professional speaker and emcee Allan D. Fisher is here to help with this collection of complete monologues that will put you at ease to present a night to remember.

Complete monologues, jokes, great stories, put-downs and insults. Ready-to-use introductions for Bachelor, Bald Person, Children, Chubby, Closings, Consultant, Contractor, Cop, Dentist, Drinking, Dumb Blondes, Education, Executive, Finance, Fund Raising, Gambler, General, Golf, Good Stories, Graduations, Hunting - Fishing, Insurance, Introductions And Openings, Introverted-Quiet Person, Jewish, Lawyers, Marriage, Medical, Mexicans, Military, Mother-In-Law, Motivational, Musical, Newspapers, Outfits, Pharmacist, Politics, Poor, Post Office, Promotion, Psychiatrist, Put-Downs, Receiving An Award, Relatives, Religion, Restaurants, Retirement, Rotary, Salesman, Sex, Short, Speaker, Sports, Travel, Unlucky, Veterinarian and more.