| Author: | J. Jeremy Dean | ISBN: | 9781465923905 |
| Publisher: | J. Jeremy Dean | Publication: | November 11, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | J. Jeremy Dean |
| ISBN: | 9781465923905 |
| Publisher: | J. Jeremy Dean |
| Publication: | November 11, 2011 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
Welcome to Wilbur County. My name is Ichabod Phinius Freely, and I guess you could say I’m the county historian, or if that’s too prettytentious for you, just say I’m the unofficial chronicaller of significant happenin’s round these here parts. As a life-long resident of Wilbur County, I was around when most of the good stuff happened. I’m talking about real important stuff like the infamous flying chicken that is writ down in this here tale.
As a word of warnin’ to you, this story contains robbin’, and bettin’, and violence, and the abuse of innocent farm animals. If you are offended by any of this, rather than getting’ mad at me for somethin’ I did when I was too young to know no better, I suggest you find a different story to read. If you’re okay with all of this, shame on you, and I hope you enjoy the story.
Welcome to Wilbur County. My name is Ichabod Phinius Freely, and I guess you could say I’m the county historian, or if that’s too prettytentious for you, just say I’m the unofficial chronicaller of significant happenin’s round these here parts. As a life-long resident of Wilbur County, I was around when most of the good stuff happened. I’m talking about real important stuff like the infamous flying chicken that is writ down in this here tale.
As a word of warnin’ to you, this story contains robbin’, and bettin’, and violence, and the abuse of innocent farm animals. If you are offended by any of this, rather than getting’ mad at me for somethin’ I did when I was too young to know no better, I suggest you find a different story to read. If you’re okay with all of this, shame on you, and I hope you enjoy the story.
