The Fart Factor: The Story of an Anger Addict

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Nonfiction, Health & Well Being, Self Help, Self Improvement
Cover of the book The Fart Factor: The Story of an Anger Addict by Donna West, Donna West
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Donna West ISBN: 9781301980932
Publisher: Donna West Publication: November 9, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Donna West
ISBN: 9781301980932
Publisher: Donna West
Publication: November 9, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Did you ever wonder if anger management classes really work? The courts are constantly hurling these classes at offenders and without a great deal of success. What if anger carried its own consequences? In this book it does just that. Whenever tempted to get nasty and take it out on another, this perpetrator farts. He farts long an loud, soft and low, or in spurts. Machine gun fire. Rhythmic. Rumbling. Long. Short. You name it and this offender farts it. With help from an angel named Ralph the problem is addressed in a most hilarious manner!

excerpt: Then,,,,,the large intestine went into screaming spasms and I doubled up on the icy tile floor and broke the sound barrier with a fart that would have made the Navy Seals clear the water in terror. I muttered expletives to myself and as if in retaliation my colon kicked into high gear and I rapidly assumed the position on the toilet. As my bowels kicked into third gear, I began to pray. “Dear God. I know that I haven't talked to you much lately, but if you will just let me live through this, I will do anything....ANYTHING!” I doubled over again, gaseous percussions resounding against the porcelain. ( I know that is how they got cracked!)

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Did you ever wonder if anger management classes really work? The courts are constantly hurling these classes at offenders and without a great deal of success. What if anger carried its own consequences? In this book it does just that. Whenever tempted to get nasty and take it out on another, this perpetrator farts. He farts long an loud, soft and low, or in spurts. Machine gun fire. Rhythmic. Rumbling. Long. Short. You name it and this offender farts it. With help from an angel named Ralph the problem is addressed in a most hilarious manner!

excerpt: Then,,,,,the large intestine went into screaming spasms and I doubled up on the icy tile floor and broke the sound barrier with a fart that would have made the Navy Seals clear the water in terror. I muttered expletives to myself and as if in retaliation my colon kicked into high gear and I rapidly assumed the position on the toilet. As my bowels kicked into third gear, I began to pray. “Dear God. I know that I haven't talked to you much lately, but if you will just let me live through this, I will do anything....ANYTHING!” I doubled over again, gaseous percussions resounding against the porcelain. ( I know that is how they got cracked!)

More books from Self Improvement

Cover of the book An Orgasm (or More) a Day by Donna West
Cover of the book The Freedom Philosophy: Stabilising the Roller Coaster of Starting Up for Fledging & Future Entrepreneurs by Donna West
Cover of the book Cultivating happiness -7 steps to a happier life by Donna West
Cover of the book Graduates in Wonderland by Donna West
Cover of the book Do Not Give Up by Donna West
Cover of the book Come Essere Sicuri di Sé by Donna West
Cover of the book Scheiß aufs Schicksal by Donna West
Cover of the book Speaking of Fear by Donna West
Cover of the book The Year of You by Donna West
Cover of the book Things I Wish My Mother Taught Me by Donna West
Cover of the book The Winning Mindset for Leadership by Donna West
Cover of the book Lucid Dreaming & Dream Control by Donna West
Cover of the book The Ins And Outs of the Swinging Lifestyle: An In-Depth How-To Guide by Donna West
Cover of the book Ü 40 und top im Job by Donna West
Cover of the book The Better Brain Book by Donna West
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy