| Author: | Chad M Granier | ISBN: | 9780999346716 |
| Publisher: | Chad Michael Granier | Publication: | May 26, 2018 |
| Imprint: | Chad Michael Granier | Language: | English |
| Author: | Chad M Granier |
| ISBN: | 9780999346716 |
| Publisher: | Chad Michael Granier |
| Publication: | May 26, 2018 |
| Imprint: | Chad Michael Granier |
| Language: | English |
Born a sickly, left-handed-Piscean-Cajun in a Woman's hospital, Chad had nowhere else to go but up--until it all came crashing down. Divorce and the brutal death of the most treasured family members offered up Chad to his Destiny. With his favorite hero, Superman, nowhere in sight, Chad musters a cosmic plan to gather up his own superpowers and save the world. But to master the basics of human function he's dependent on Momma Donna--whose bipolar typhoons teach Chad how to surf reality--and Red-Ass Ralph--whose belt-swinging is the most creative activity of his oil refinery life.
Chad's preparations for the Big Reveal nearly collapse when he trades all the candy corn in his basket for the knowledge that the Easter Bunny is a fraud. With uninvited guidance from a slew of flamboyant bayou characters this darkly-funny, candid Autobiographical Narrative will leave you in stitches and perhaps a bit wiser.
Born a sickly, left-handed-Piscean-Cajun in a Woman's hospital, Chad had nowhere else to go but up--until it all came crashing down. Divorce and the brutal death of the most treasured family members offered up Chad to his Destiny. With his favorite hero, Superman, nowhere in sight, Chad musters a cosmic plan to gather up his own superpowers and save the world. But to master the basics of human function he's dependent on Momma Donna--whose bipolar typhoons teach Chad how to surf reality--and Red-Ass Ralph--whose belt-swinging is the most creative activity of his oil refinery life.
Chad's preparations for the Big Reveal nearly collapse when he trades all the candy corn in his basket for the knowledge that the Easter Bunny is a fraud. With uninvited guidance from a slew of flamboyant bayou characters this darkly-funny, candid Autobiographical Narrative will leave you in stitches and perhaps a bit wiser.
