The Definition of Madness

and Other Poems

Fiction & Literature, Poetry, Humorous, Romance, Contemporary
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Author: Victor Vargas ISBN: 1230000245066
Publisher: Victor Vargas Publication: June 5, 2014
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Victor Vargas
ISBN: 1230000245066
Publisher: Victor Vargas
Publication: June 5, 2014
Imprint:
Language: English

A collection of 20 poems by Victor Vargas, most of which actually rhyme (a rariety in our time) and actually have a point (even rarer these days.)

Here's an example poem to wet your pallette.

The Definition of Madness

Dr. Berry of psychology,
I am in need of your university degree!
For I am a creature of mythology,
And I have been on a killing spree! 

Every night I transform,
Finding young women to drain.
I wrap around their form,
And drink blood from their veins.

But last night,
I thought I had the lovely Jane.
As I held her tight,
I found that Jane was really Wayne! 

So the question I have for you today:
Does enjoying Wayne make me gay? 

 

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A collection of 20 poems by Victor Vargas, most of which actually rhyme (a rariety in our time) and actually have a point (even rarer these days.)

Here's an example poem to wet your pallette.

The Definition of Madness

Dr. Berry of psychology,
I am in need of your university degree!
For I am a creature of mythology,
And I have been on a killing spree! 

Every night I transform,
Finding young women to drain.
I wrap around their form,
And drink blood from their veins.

But last night,
I thought I had the lovely Jane.
As I held her tight,
I found that Jane was really Wayne! 

So the question I have for you today:
Does enjoying Wayne make me gay? 

 

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