The Bialy Pimps

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book The Bialy Pimps by Johnny B. Truant, Johnny B. Truant
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Johnny B. Truant ISBN: 1230000129586
Publisher: Johnny B. Truant Publication: May 3, 2013
Imprint: Language: English
Author: Johnny B. Truant
ISBN: 1230000129586
Publisher: Johnny B. Truant
Publication: May 3, 2013
Imprint:
Language: English

Life is good at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve, bad rap music is played loudly, and The Rat is killed often enough to stem his immortality. And the insane homeless regulars -- like drunken Little Johnny Redbeard -- keep life interesting.

But when a rival tricks the crew into thinking that the deli's closure is imminent, they do the only logical thing: instead of giving up, they decide to go out in a blaze of glory, handing their customers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social contract had previously forbidden. But as insults turn to assaults and snide remarks turn to harassment and pro wrestling moves, a strange thing happens. Business goes up -- way up -- as people come back in droves, begging for more.

But the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and as pop-culture welcomes the parody musical group "The Bialy Pimps" and its frivolous merchandising machine -- and as the crew pushes to see how much bad behavior society will accept -- the violent road to fame begins to feel like a runaway train, out of control and headed for destruction…

The Bialy Pimps is a tale that could only be spun by the twisted, vaguely profane mind of outspoken blogger Johnny B. Truant. Combining hilarity with questions about conformity and whether the tail or the dog is the one doing the wagging, this story can't help but raise a question for the reader: If the rest of your friends decided to submit to the Face-Kicking Machine, would you do it too?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Johnny B. Truant is the author of JohnnyBTruant.com, a popular blog with a fiercely loyal readership that covers entrepreneurship, outside-the-box thinking, and human potential. He is also a regular contributor to premier business blogs Copyblogger and Problogger, the director and MC of the Virtual Ticket program for Blogworld, the world’s preeminent blogging and new media conference, and the creator of The Badass Project, a nonprofit organization dedicated to eliminating excuses and profiling people with disabilities who make most so-called “able-bodied” people look like total wimps.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Life is good at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve, bad rap music is played loudly, and The Rat is killed often enough to stem his immortality. And the insane homeless regulars -- like drunken Little Johnny Redbeard -- keep life interesting.

But when a rival tricks the crew into thinking that the deli's closure is imminent, they do the only logical thing: instead of giving up, they decide to go out in a blaze of glory, handing their customers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social contract had previously forbidden. But as insults turn to assaults and snide remarks turn to harassment and pro wrestling moves, a strange thing happens. Business goes up -- way up -- as people come back in droves, begging for more.

But the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and as pop-culture welcomes the parody musical group "The Bialy Pimps" and its frivolous merchandising machine -- and as the crew pushes to see how much bad behavior society will accept -- the violent road to fame begins to feel like a runaway train, out of control and headed for destruction…

The Bialy Pimps is a tale that could only be spun by the twisted, vaguely profane mind of outspoken blogger Johnny B. Truant. Combining hilarity with questions about conformity and whether the tail or the dog is the one doing the wagging, this story can't help but raise a question for the reader: If the rest of your friends decided to submit to the Face-Kicking Machine, would you do it too?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Johnny B. Truant is the author of JohnnyBTruant.com, a popular blog with a fiercely loyal readership that covers entrepreneurship, outside-the-box thinking, and human potential. He is also a regular contributor to premier business blogs Copyblogger and Problogger, the director and MC of the Virtual Ticket program for Blogworld, the world’s preeminent blogging and new media conference, and the creator of The Badass Project, a nonprofit organization dedicated to eliminating excuses and profiling people with disabilities who make most so-called “able-bodied” people look like total wimps.

More books from Humorous

Cover of the book Secrets of the Old Ladies’ Club by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book A Use for Old Underwear by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book All Dressed Up by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book No Cowherders Wanted by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Complete Humor Nautical Adventure by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Eric (Mundodisco 9) by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Miriam's Fairytales by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Nie wieder Blondinen by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Hell and Paradise by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Fearless by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Out of Work by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book GIT: Late Buses by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Lockbox 436 (Letters from my Father) by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Just Patty by Johnny B. Truant
Cover of the book Barry Pain’s Collected Works: 5 Works, Eliza, Here and Hereafter, Marge Askinforit, Plus More! by Johnny B. Truant
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy