Tails of Mordenne

Craving more love match mayhem from your favorite human and Parakind matchmaker extraordinaire, with a twist? Miss La Faeii takes on the match of a lifetime, a task put to her by a curious couple with questionable morals. Cinnia has grown tired and taciturn, disillusioned with herself, her boring job, snobby, backstabbing coworkers and all, her poor excuse for a love life, basically all her inconsequential life has to offer in general. Having already signed up for Made to Match, waiting as patiently as her frayed nerves possibly could, days to weeks, and still not a single match, she even begins to question that. Made to Match's track record is remarkable... Is it her? Is she really that unlovable? Unwanted? Is there really no one out there even remotely compatible, willing to test a match with this sadly uncoordinated, jumbled ball of nerves and snark wrapped up in a sweet smiling, curvy package? Cinnia soon finds more than she ever could have imagined, smack dab in the middle of a world of creatures and beings the likes of which shouldn't exist. Dark secrets, loyalties tested, curses, inevitable betrayals, a bit of hijinks, magick, a sprinkle of fated destiny, and a few goofs chucked in the pot for good measure, Tails is anything but ordinary. Please Note: This book is a Dark Paranormal Fantasy, a bit of Horror thrown into the mix. Violence, dark themes, vulgar language, some funnies, plenty of snark, adult content, etc. This is a long book. You have been warned. Enjoy!