Stories of An Uber Driver
The Untold Collection
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Theatre, Comedy, Humour & Comedy, Performing Arts
| Author: | Matthew Wakeling | ISBN: | 1230001421514 |
| Publisher: | Matthew Wakeling | Publication: | November 10, 2016 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Matthew Wakeling |
| ISBN: | 1230001421514 |
| Publisher: | Matthew Wakeling |
| Publication: | November 10, 2016 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
It's debauchery. It's pandemonium. It's outrageous. And the best part is someone's got to drive them home. Looks like I drew the short straw.
"She was talking for about 15 minutes with my occasional acknowledgements when she caught me
off guard. I didn't expect this to happen. And I don't think she did either. I mean, she was drunk, but
not THAT drunk. All of a sudden, she screamed
BEND-IT-LIKE-BECKAM: "OMG PLEASE STOP THE CAR!!"
It took me a couple of seconds of surprise to register.
BEND-IT-LIKE-BECKAM: “STOP THE CAR RIGHT NOW!!"
I did. I began pulling over. But it was difficult. I was on a main road. There was a bus stop just ahead
that I began pulling into. But it was too late. Rebecca all of a sudden hurled all over my windscreen.
She didnt even bother to cup it with her hands. I was looking at her the whole time. It was like
seeing the movie Aliens, right before the alien pops out of that ladys chest..."
It's debauchery. It's pandemonium. It's outrageous. And the best part is someone's got to drive them home. Looks like I drew the short straw.
"She was talking for about 15 minutes with my occasional acknowledgements when she caught me
off guard. I didn't expect this to happen. And I don't think she did either. I mean, she was drunk, but
not THAT drunk. All of a sudden, she screamed
BEND-IT-LIKE-BECKAM: "OMG PLEASE STOP THE CAR!!"
It took me a couple of seconds of surprise to register.
BEND-IT-LIKE-BECKAM: “STOP THE CAR RIGHT NOW!!"
I did. I began pulling over. But it was difficult. I was on a main road. There was a bus stop just ahead
that I began pulling into. But it was too late. Rebecca all of a sudden hurled all over my windscreen.
She didnt even bother to cup it with her hands. I was looking at her the whole time. It was like
seeing the movie Aliens, right before the alien pops out of that ladys chest..."
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