Son Of Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Ian Watson ISBN: 9781311111159
Publisher: Ian Watson Publication: December 5, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Ian Watson
ISBN: 9781311111159
Publisher: Ian Watson
Publication: December 5, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Stephen king said: "If you love horror movies you've got to have a love for pure S#it!"
Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, as you suffer through another Michael Bay reboot or a sequel to a movie about a film crew that goes to a haunted asylum. Seriously, who goes to a haunted asylum? Nobody that's who. Well, maybe Scooby Doo....
Those are the kinds of films that reduce horror to the level of a Saturday morning cartoon, and this is the book that mocks them. In these pages, you'll find the likes of The Last Exorcism II, Saw 3D, The Fog and that celluloid equivalent of a rhesus monkey, Michael Bay's Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sit in stunned awe as the author explains the homoerotic subtext of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, but first you'll download this book. Then you can send a time travelling cow named Dr Moo to assassinate Michael Bay. You know what I'm talking about, people.....

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Stephen king said: "If you love horror movies you've got to have a love for pure S#it!"
Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, as you suffer through another Michael Bay reboot or a sequel to a movie about a film crew that goes to a haunted asylum. Seriously, who goes to a haunted asylum? Nobody that's who. Well, maybe Scooby Doo....
Those are the kinds of films that reduce horror to the level of a Saturday morning cartoon, and this is the book that mocks them. In these pages, you'll find the likes of The Last Exorcism II, Saw 3D, The Fog and that celluloid equivalent of a rhesus monkey, Michael Bay's Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sit in stunned awe as the author explains the homoerotic subtext of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, but first you'll download this book. Then you can send a time travelling cow named Dr Moo to assassinate Michael Bay. You know what I'm talking about, people.....

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