Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed by Lance Carbuncle, Lance Carbuncle
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Author: Lance Carbuncle ISBN: 9780982280027
Publisher: Lance Carbuncle Publication: July 4, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Lance Carbuncle
ISBN: 9780982280027
Publisher: Lance Carbuncle
Publication: July 4, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.

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Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.

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