Silencing the Cult - A Fun, Practical Guide to Encouraging Republican Idiots to Shut the Hell Up!

There’s a plague on the planet, and it watches Fox News. Result? Idiot Republicans who just can’t shut up about it. Having been sucked into the modern-day cult version of a once-proud political party, they spend their days funneling right wing swill like a frat boy at a kegger, and thus are forced to ‘relieve’ themselves periodically by spewing their wisdom on hapless, innocent bystanders. This entertaining and informative work begins with the author’s discovery of the book’s inspiration and mascot, The King of Assholes, and then delves into an occasionally serious, frequently hilarious, and all-too-true dissection of the history and rationale behind the creation and maintenance of the largest, most dangerous, and most annoying cult of all time. The underlying principle is that all cultists possess an unchangeable mind, and the author explores the idea that reasonable people are more interested in peace and quiet than in arguing futilely with propaganda-poisoned morons.