Shoplifters

I worked in a local department store for years as "Loss Prevention". That's where I spent every day doing nothing other trying to catch shoplifters. It didn't pay well, but it turned into the best job I'd ever had as far as fun goes. I mean, shoplifters deserve to pay for their crime right? I said I could call the Police of they wanted me to but if they didn't want me to call the Police I just . . . gave them a way to earn their freedom. You'd be surprised who actually shoplifts, teenagers, housewives, all sorts of people.