She Has a Secret Surprise Under Her Skirt

Dan was heading out tonight. There was no question about it, tonight was the night that he was going to pick up the hottest girl in town and bring her back to his place for an all nighter. He was tired of working all the time, being in charge at a big company, and having no time for the ladies. So tonight he had planned out 2 weeks ahead of time. All dressed up… check. Phone on vibrate.. check. Condoms… check. Mouthwash.. check. Out the door.
Dan then went to a club he had heard about. He heard from some friends that it was the best club to go to here in New York City. As he drove to the club he questioned himself. He hadn’t been with a woman in over a year. He had gotten a divorce because of him working all the time, and since then he has worked even more. He never went out with women, or tried dating. He did look at a few dating sights online, but he just never followed through with it. He didn’t know what was different about tonight, he just felt like he had to go out.
Dan is a handsome man. At 6’2 he weighed about 190 lbs. He is built very nicely. At work the woman are always hitting on him, but of course he acts like he is not interested. His hair is dishwater blonde, and he has piercing green eyes that all the women fall for.
It was 9 o’clock in the evening by the time that Dan arrived at the club. A few blocks away he could hear the music. His heart started to race and he thought about just turning around and going back home. What am I doing here? He thought. He wanted so bad to just get into some sweatpants and an old T-Shirt and watch a movie tonight. But no, he was halfway across town, all dressed up in his best tight pair of blue jeans, a wife beater, and a really nice red shirt that was button down, but most men leave it unbuttoned.
Pulling up and parking, Dan still was hesitant. Walking towards the door, he almost turned around about a dozen times. As soon as he walked in he thought to himself, “this is a big mistake’. But he figured he’d have a few beers and then head home for movie night. What would a few beers hurt?
Dan sat at the bar and ordered a beer. He looked around at everybody. Everybody seemed to be having a great time. There was dancing, pool, darts, and a full bar. As Dan finished his first beer, he began to relax. Then, as he was ordering his second beer, he saw her. The blonde bombshell. She had a knockout body. She had to be about 5’8 with long straight blonde hair halfway down her back. Her face and body looked absolutely flawless.