Premium Mixed Nuts - An Anthology

What do a dead grizzly bear, a homicidal mule, a monkey, a pink concrete truck and a crooked politician have in common?

They all come from the slightly bent imagination of Ralph D. James, who began writing at the behest of his wife. This anthology is the result.

~ The party was fun. The girl he met was pretty.   Then he woke up in a crop circle.

~ A high school concert takes an unexpected turn when an arrow flies during the William Tell Overture

~ She leaves home for El Paso, but the trains don’t run on time. And now her luggage is gone.

~ A dead man spills his coffee. There’s a strange photograph in his pocket... and a map with an X.   What does he do now?

These and five more tall tales and contemporary stories prove conclusively that James has an excellent grasp of the absurd.