Author: | T.A. Bull | ISBN: | 9781497722415 |
Publisher: | Timothy Bull | Publication: | April 22, 2013 |
Imprint: | Language: | English |
Author: | T.A. Bull |
ISBN: | 9781497722415 |
Publisher: | Timothy Bull |
Publication: | April 22, 2013 |
Imprint: | |
Language: | English |
Robert Banner has led an extraordinarily mediocre life. At the age of 46 he thought things should be more comfortable. A good job, a nice house in the suburbs, 2.3 kids,a beautiful wife and maybe a faithful dog to round it all out. No, this wasn’t Roberts’s life. While his wife was beautiful at one time she was now rather large and quite mean; the kids, had two of them, they were large round and lazy little bastards just like their mother. Even the dog was a pain in the ass because it had a bowel disorder and had to wear diapers and one of those cone things on his head. His career choice of being an accountant hadn't been the ideal dream job he had hoped it to be either.
Then one day all of that changed when a new shop opened around the corner from his house "Pipin's Coffee, Baked Goods & Time Travel Cafe". What follows is what happens when a few tasty crullers, a latte and time travel take Robert on a decidedly non-mediocre ride of his life.
"And Don't forget to change the dog's Diaper!"
Robert Banner has led an extraordinarily mediocre life. At the age of 46 he thought things should be more comfortable. A good job, a nice house in the suburbs, 2.3 kids,a beautiful wife and maybe a faithful dog to round it all out. No, this wasn’t Roberts’s life. While his wife was beautiful at one time she was now rather large and quite mean; the kids, had two of them, they were large round and lazy little bastards just like their mother. Even the dog was a pain in the ass because it had a bowel disorder and had to wear diapers and one of those cone things on his head. His career choice of being an accountant hadn't been the ideal dream job he had hoped it to be either.
Then one day all of that changed when a new shop opened around the corner from his house "Pipin's Coffee, Baked Goods & Time Travel Cafe". What follows is what happens when a few tasty crullers, a latte and time travel take Robert on a decidedly non-mediocre ride of his life.
"And Don't forget to change the dog's Diaper!"