Pimps is Back

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Pimps is Back by John  Gerard Sapodilla, John  Gerard Sapodilla
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Author: John Gerard Sapodilla ISBN: 9781370568826
Publisher: John Gerard Sapodilla Publication: September 2, 2017
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: John Gerard Sapodilla
ISBN: 9781370568826
Publisher: John Gerard Sapodilla
Publication: September 2, 2017
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Short stories

Sir Archibald was reading 'Never Add a Scottish Pig to Your Breed' when Pimps entered the studio-“
“Do we feed any Scottish pigs, Pimps?”
“Unfortunately, yes we do, Sir.”
“How are things between him and the other pigs?”
“He does not fit in with them, he always complains about something. And how in the Highlands the air is fresh, and how in the Highlands the acorns are tastier. Shall I call in the butcher for him?”
“No way, you know how it works. The Duke and the Duchess of Glasgow would pay us their annual visit. A stovepipe hat on his head, a large straw one on hers. Absentmindedly, he will ask me:
“Are there any Scottish pigs in your herd, Lord Everybottom?”
“I understand, Sir.”
“Thank you, Pimps. Any news.”
“Yes, sir. A man unshaved and in rags knocked at the door.”
“Bring him down to the kitchen as usual.”
“I did, sir.”
“And?”
In a few well-chosen words, Pimps summarised the painful case of the stranger in rags:

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Short stories

Sir Archibald was reading 'Never Add a Scottish Pig to Your Breed' when Pimps entered the studio-“
“Do we feed any Scottish pigs, Pimps?”
“Unfortunately, yes we do, Sir.”
“How are things between him and the other pigs?”
“He does not fit in with them, he always complains about something. And how in the Highlands the air is fresh, and how in the Highlands the acorns are tastier. Shall I call in the butcher for him?”
“No way, you know how it works. The Duke and the Duchess of Glasgow would pay us their annual visit. A stovepipe hat on his head, a large straw one on hers. Absentmindedly, he will ask me:
“Are there any Scottish pigs in your herd, Lord Everybottom?”
“I understand, Sir.”
“Thank you, Pimps. Any news.”
“Yes, sir. A man unshaved and in rags knocked at the door.”
“Bring him down to the kitchen as usual.”
“I did, sir.”
“And?”
In a few well-chosen words, Pimps summarised the painful case of the stranger in rags:

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