Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves

Featuring Over 150 Suicidal Pets!

Nonfiction, Home & Garden, Pets, Dogs, Science & Nature, Nature, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
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Author: Duncan Birmingham ISBN: 9780307774590
Publisher: Crown/Archetype Publication: October 20, 2010
Imprint: Three Rivers Press Language: English
Author: Duncan Birmingham
ISBN: 9780307774590
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Publication: October 20, 2010
Imprint: Three Rivers Press
Language: English

PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS.

SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.

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PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS.

SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.

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