Outlaws Are Optional

Book Iv of the Cruickshank Chronicles

Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
Cover of the book Outlaws Are Optional by David Mosey, Xlibris US
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: David Mosey ISBN: 9781469109527
Publisher: Xlibris US Publication: August 11, 2004
Imprint: Xlibris US Language: English
Author: David Mosey
ISBN: 9781469109527
Publisher: Xlibris US
Publication: August 11, 2004
Imprint: Xlibris US
Language: English

Outlaws are Optional

As CEO of the worlds most successful outlaw band, Don Orlando should be laughing all the way to the bank, but hes not laughing today. An exiled duke, complete with toadies, minstrels and huntsmen has set up camp in the forest, just a short ride from outlaw headquarters, and thats the sort of thing that plays hell with the asset-redistribution business. And the busy seasons just about to begin. In desperation, Orlando turns to Mission Implausible, Albions premier adventure team. Its true that their appetite for beer and gratuitous violence is notoriously insatiable and its also true that Andrew Cruickshank, their mage, combines the efficiency of the postal service, the predictability of the weather and the destructive potential of a strategic nuclear weapon, but hell, what have you got to lose? Quite a bit, actually.

While Cruickshank studies the Shakespeare play As You Like It for clues on how to get rid of exiled dukes, his Designated Opposite, the black mage Montmorency arrives on the scene and begins to start stirring things up. As if that were not enough, Titus Handcarte, the First Speaker of East Castellian, wants to put Don Orlando out of business by establishing a Rural Roistering Experience in the outlaws forest and has persuaded usurping Duke Roger to spearhead this operation.

Things do not look good for Don Orlando, caught between an exiled duke on one side, and a usurping duke backed by East Castellians army on the other. But Mission Implausible is up to the challenge. They can, and do, call upon gratuitous violence, improbable disguises, forgery, blackmail, dubious transvestite rituals, shameless piracy of Shakespearean plots and occult incompetence. Handcarte, usurping Duke Roger and exiled Duke Frederick dont stand a chance, especially when Montmorency is persuaded to lend his formidable occult and diplomatic skills.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Outlaws are Optional

As CEO of the worlds most successful outlaw band, Don Orlando should be laughing all the way to the bank, but hes not laughing today. An exiled duke, complete with toadies, minstrels and huntsmen has set up camp in the forest, just a short ride from outlaw headquarters, and thats the sort of thing that plays hell with the asset-redistribution business. And the busy seasons just about to begin. In desperation, Orlando turns to Mission Implausible, Albions premier adventure team. Its true that their appetite for beer and gratuitous violence is notoriously insatiable and its also true that Andrew Cruickshank, their mage, combines the efficiency of the postal service, the predictability of the weather and the destructive potential of a strategic nuclear weapon, but hell, what have you got to lose? Quite a bit, actually.

While Cruickshank studies the Shakespeare play As You Like It for clues on how to get rid of exiled dukes, his Designated Opposite, the black mage Montmorency arrives on the scene and begins to start stirring things up. As if that were not enough, Titus Handcarte, the First Speaker of East Castellian, wants to put Don Orlando out of business by establishing a Rural Roistering Experience in the outlaws forest and has persuaded usurping Duke Roger to spearhead this operation.

Things do not look good for Don Orlando, caught between an exiled duke on one side, and a usurping duke backed by East Castellians army on the other. But Mission Implausible is up to the challenge. They can, and do, call upon gratuitous violence, improbable disguises, forgery, blackmail, dubious transvestite rituals, shameless piracy of Shakespearean plots and occult incompetence. Handcarte, usurping Duke Roger and exiled Duke Frederick dont stand a chance, especially when Montmorency is persuaded to lend his formidable occult and diplomatic skills.

More books from Xlibris US

Cover of the book Anything Impossible Is Possible by David Mosey
Cover of the book Contractors Exposed by David Mosey
Cover of the book A Song for Hannah by David Mosey
Cover of the book “Oh, to Be a Cop” by David Mosey
Cover of the book Inner Sanctum by David Mosey
Cover of the book Disaster Master Plan by David Mosey
Cover of the book Diplomatic Piracy by David Mosey
Cover of the book Uncommon Ways to Reason by David Mosey
Cover of the book "I'll Do It All Tomorrow" by David Mosey
Cover of the book I Wish He Was Dead by David Mosey
Cover of the book Three-Part Process to Breaking the Recidivism Cycle by David Mosey
Cover of the book The Total, Complete, Utter Insanity & Nonsense of Free Will by David Mosey
Cover of the book Letters from a Woman Who Loved the Wrong Man by David Mosey
Cover of the book And Yet, We Still Stand by David Mosey
Cover of the book A Walk in the Park by David Mosey
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy