Orc Interrupted

The orux ... orcs, as many tend to call them, are forced into action because Paris, the space marine AKA magician interrupted, is dying. As the orcs put up countdown clocks to count down to Paris's d-day, Scalice takes control and he thinks it's real, but it could be virtual. He learns of the cyberly side of life, though his second in command tells him that's not a real word, and must look to cyber-warfare and cyber-other stuff. Mostly he doesn't get it. He understands wielding his sword, burping, falling in love with a shrew, drinking beer and running his pub but even he admits, at the final battle, that the laser guns aren't too bad. He sees that Sonja, the witch interrupted, is about to explode but as long as it’s not in his office he doesn’t care. Will they save magic folk in time from the Org or will they be singing sad songs? Who knows. Who gives a shit. As long as the beer is real, and not cyberly.