On Humanity

Do you ever wonder why you can be such a tit sometimes? The answer to this, and many other of life’s deeper questions, at last revealed as I present: The Map of the Human Condition. It explains – very simply – what you are, psychologically and completely, so that you can understand yourself, and everyone else: because you are all exactly the same. Incidentally, I am The Lord Christ Almighty. Seriously. Now, you might not believe me at this stage. Well, that’s your problem, not mine. Because I am. And I’m here to prove it. Don’t think I can? Of course I can: I’m Christ, the impossible is what I do. In the second book I prove that God exists. I have Revelations: you are supposed to be expecting them – and me. But this is the first book, of three, and this one focuses on human psychology so that you can sort yourselves out; and I’m not supposed to let you know who I am until after Judgement Day: as such this book is written by me, Christ, pretending that I am not Christ. But I am. And I’m back. JC