Nothing Before Something

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Nothing Before Something by Red Wassenich, Red Wassenich
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Red Wassenich ISBN: 9781301815241
Publisher: Red Wassenich Publication: February 9, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Red Wassenich
ISBN: 9781301815241
Publisher: Red Wassenich
Publication: February 9, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Gunther Temple is fretting about the empty library at the Texas Museum of Natural History, where he is the sole librarian as budget cuts and the internet whittle away at his workplace. His reverie is interrupted by the entrance of a lovely middle aged woman, Piper Curry, who wants to review the archives of Philo Hartwig, a formerly eminent biologist at the museum ten years earlier who has become a media-savvy evangelist advocating for creationism and against gene therapy. Curry is in search of a purported Hartwig diary written during the period when he changed from scientist to blowhard. Temple is entranced by Curry, who happens to be a “midlet,” his fantasy of older women who “have naturally kept their appearance appealing and, more important, have grown into a self-assured, frisky, good-humored maturity.” A lively exchange occurs in the library and Temple offers to do some tedious research for her. She agrees, setting off much happy angst in the librarian.

Temple and his slacker friend end up on a gonzo road trip to infiltrate Hartwig's headquarters, leading to a vindictive reprisal by Hartwig and his bizarre minions.

Will Temple save evolution? Will he find true love? Will his bowling improve?

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Gunther Temple is fretting about the empty library at the Texas Museum of Natural History, where he is the sole librarian as budget cuts and the internet whittle away at his workplace. His reverie is interrupted by the entrance of a lovely middle aged woman, Piper Curry, who wants to review the archives of Philo Hartwig, a formerly eminent biologist at the museum ten years earlier who has become a media-savvy evangelist advocating for creationism and against gene therapy. Curry is in search of a purported Hartwig diary written during the period when he changed from scientist to blowhard. Temple is entranced by Curry, who happens to be a “midlet,” his fantasy of older women who “have naturally kept their appearance appealing and, more important, have grown into a self-assured, frisky, good-humored maturity.” A lively exchange occurs in the library and Temple offers to do some tedious research for her. She agrees, setting off much happy angst in the librarian.

Temple and his slacker friend end up on a gonzo road trip to infiltrate Hartwig's headquarters, leading to a vindictive reprisal by Hartwig and his bizarre minions.

Will Temple save evolution? Will he find true love? Will his bowling improve?

More books from Humorous

Cover of the book The Unofficial Joke Book of Switzerland by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book The Provocateur by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book The Delhi Detective's Handbook by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book Finché morte non ci separi by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal! by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book Ridgeway by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book 喻世明言(中國文學名著-諷刺警世系列) 馮夢龍著 by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book Vows, Sex, and Other Ways to Celebrate Love by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book The African Prince by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book Le notti perdute by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book The Jealousy of Le Barbouille by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book Uma raposa no deserto by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book Beloved by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book French Toasted by Red Wassenich
Cover of the book Undone by Red Wassenich
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy