Author: | Byzantine Thomas | ISBN: | 9781370464289 |
Publisher: | Legion Of Filth | Publication: | September 20, 2016 |
Imprint: | Smashwords | Language: | English |
Author: | Byzantine Thomas |
ISBN: | 9781370464289 |
Publisher: | Legion Of Filth |
Publication: | September 20, 2016 |
Imprint: | Smashwords |
Language: | English |
Hi, my name's Billy Hamelin. You may or may not have heard of me. If you haven't, I'm sure you've heard of my Dad, Wallace Hamelin. Yeah. That Wallace Hamelin, the inventor of the Trapper Keeper. Needless to say, after all the success of the Trapper Keeper, we were pretty well-off for a while there, before my Dad got sick and passed away in the mid 90's. That's what happens when you decide to have a son when you're 63. It's not like I'm mad at my Dad for being so old when he had me. It's not like you can blame him. He is my Dad, after all. And even though I didn't get a lot of time with him, the time I did get was pretty awesome, and I really do appreciate it.
By far, one of the coolest, and probably out-there things my Dad ever did for me was on the Christmas following my 18th birthday, when he bought me a sex-slave. Yeah, I told you it was pretty out-there. But, again, I'm not complaining. At the time, I thought I was pretty fucking lucky - excuse my French. And I still do. Especially when I found out who my sex-slave was, well, none other than my absolutely gorgeous and super sexy prep room teacher, Miss Rose.
Hi, my name's Billy Hamelin. You may or may not have heard of me. If you haven't, I'm sure you've heard of my Dad, Wallace Hamelin. Yeah. That Wallace Hamelin, the inventor of the Trapper Keeper. Needless to say, after all the success of the Trapper Keeper, we were pretty well-off for a while there, before my Dad got sick and passed away in the mid 90's. That's what happens when you decide to have a son when you're 63. It's not like I'm mad at my Dad for being so old when he had me. It's not like you can blame him. He is my Dad, after all. And even though I didn't get a lot of time with him, the time I did get was pretty awesome, and I really do appreciate it.
By far, one of the coolest, and probably out-there things my Dad ever did for me was on the Christmas following my 18th birthday, when he bought me a sex-slave. Yeah, I told you it was pretty out-there. But, again, I'm not complaining. At the time, I thought I was pretty fucking lucky - excuse my French. And I still do. Especially when I found out who my sex-slave was, well, none other than my absolutely gorgeous and super sexy prep room teacher, Miss Rose.