My Brother's A Wormburger

Zeke and Eppie know their neighbours are aliens, but their Mum thinks they are angels. Trouble is, Mum's promised Zeke and Eppie a puppy if they play politely with the neighbours all day!!!!!!!!!!! But so far the alien neighbours haven't played nicely at all they've grown antennas and elephant ears, wrapped Eppie up in a huge blue tongue, spied on Zeke's brain, poked a long alien finger in one of Eppie's ears and out the other sideand made Zeke an egghead!!!! But worst of all they've turned Zeke and Eppie into aliensand now it's time to go to school!