Motorcycle Road Trips (Vol. 5) Motorcycle Humor

You Might Be A Real Motorcyclist If ...

Motor Cycle Road Trips (Vol. 5) Motorcycle Humor - You Might Be A Real Motorcyclist If ...

Find out if you're a "real" motorcyclist.
The following seven magazine articles from the Motorcycle Humor - You Might Be A Real Motorcyclist If ... CD are humorous looks at motorcyclists compiled from thirty-seven years and 200,000 miles of road riding, seventeen years and 43,000 miles of dual sport riding, and ten years of East Coast Enduro Association competition.
What is a "real" motorcyclist? It's a rider who spends days, weekends, and weeks on the road or on the trail figuring it all out for himself by himself. Dealing with the unexpected and having a sense of humor while doing it will keep you young at heart and yearning to ride.
The set backs, the accomplishments, and the dangers inherent to motorcycling will have you finding out what you're made of in a hurry so no matter what happens, keep smiling .
Spending weeks on the road or days on the trail can be surprisingly isolating, but I’ve managed to make hundreds of new friends along the way. If you can't get out there and make a few new friends of your own, this short read can give you a few laughs in between your adventures.

Contents

You Might Be A Real Road Rider (Part Un) If ...

You Might Be A Real Road Rider (Part Deux) If ...

You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Un) If ...

You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Deux) If ...

You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Trois) If ...

You Might Be A Real Dual Sport Rider (Part Cuatre) If ...

You Might Be A Real Old Dirt Bike Rider (Part Un) If ...

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Additional Titles by the Author

This Backroad Bob’s Motorcycle Road Trips ebook compilation is one part of a 17-part CD series that is Backroad Bob’s Motorcycle Adventures and includes the following titles. The CDs and the ebooks contain the same articles, but the ebooks are text-only and the dual sporting ebooks exclude the roll charts, GPS maps, and GPS coordinates. The photo-filled versions and the full-content dual sporting CDs with rollcharts and GPS coordinates are available only from www.backroadbob.com.

Backroad Bob’s Motorcycle Adventures eBook Compilations:

Accident-Free Riding (Vol. I&II)

American Motorcycle Museums & Collections (Vol I&II)

Dual Sporting PA and Beyond

Dual Sporters and Thumper Humpers (Vol I&II)

GPs and MotoGPs, England, Ireland & Isle of Man

Motorcycling Lifestyle & Humor

Motor Shows & Clubs (Vol. I&II)

Pennsylvania Motorcycle Meets (Vol. I&II)

Roads & Road Houses

Road Trips (Vol. I&II)

Road Trips (Vol. III&IV)

Turbo Chronicles & Wastegates

About the Author

Qualifications - Forty-two years and over 250,000 miles as a licensed motorcycle operator. Forty years and 190,000 accident-free road miles. Twenty years and 45,000 miles dual sport riding. Ten years of East Coast Enduro Association competition. Four years motocross and road racing support in AMA and WERA competition. Forty years off-pavement riding. Completion of Motorcycle Safety Foundation Beginner and Advanced Rider Courses and Keith Code's Superbike School. A.A.S. - Mechanical Engineering with over 25 years professional mechanical experience.

Road Riding - Thirty-seven of 48 contiguous states with extensive knowledge of the Mid-Atlantic, New England, and Southeastern states. Five Canadian provinces, Isle of Man, Scotland, England, Wales, Ireland, Spain and Portugal.

Dual Sport Riding - Mid-Atlantic States, Massachusetts, Vermont, and Tennessee. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Monongahela, Wayne and Allegheny National Forests. Ten Pennsylvania State Forests.

Enduro Riding - ten years of East Coast Enduro Association competition.

Leadership Positions: President (1995-2011) - Turbo Motorcycle International Owners Association (TMIOA), North Eastern Region Director (2000-2009), and Pennsylvania State Director (1994-2009) - Honda Sport Touring Association (HSTA). Rally Dual Sport Route Coordinator - Honda Sport Touring Association Rendezvous 1996. Rally Coordinator - The Thumper Humper (THE) Rally 1998-2008, PA Adventure Rally 1994-2007, Pennsylvania Dual Sport Rides 1995-2007, Pennsylvania 500 Road Ride 2005-2007, and Turbo Rally '95, 00, and '10. Organizer - 2001 Honda Sport Touring Association Rendezvous - a 400+ participant 5-day international event.

Contact the Author

bob@backroadbob.com