Men with Balls

The Professional Athlete's Handbook

Nonfiction, Sports, Reference, Essays, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
Cover of the book Men with Balls by Drew Magary, Little, Brown and Company
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Author: Drew Magary ISBN: 9780316040198
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company Publication: October 27, 2008
Imprint: Little, Brown and Company Language: English
Author: Drew Magary
ISBN: 9780316040198
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Publication: October 27, 2008
Imprint: Little, Brown and Company
Language: English

This will be the very last book you ever read. Because after you have read this book, you, Good Sir, will know how to be a pro athlete. And pro athletes don't need books. Or strong family bonds. Or any of that stupid crap. Not when they have ready access to millions of dollars and scores of smoking hot chicks with questionable judgment.

This book will be all you require to cast aside your boring life as some jackass who cruises around bookstores hoping to score grad-school trim. With Men with Balls, you will learn how to:

  • Showboat using classical pantomime techniques

  • Figure out whether or not a stripper actually fancies you

  • Emotionally cope from the emotional fallout of rookie year hazing games

  • Find out which free locker room amphetamines will give you a shot of energy, and which will cause you to run down terrified schoolchildren with your Escalade (NOTE: Some do both)

  • Avoid media scrutiny by directing beat writers and columnists to the nearest hot buffet

So grab your balls, bookboy. You're about to become a home-run hitting, steroid-injecting, angry-orgy-having Turbostud. They're gonna need a whole ocean just to wash your jock.

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This will be the very last book you ever read. Because after you have read this book, you, Good Sir, will know how to be a pro athlete. And pro athletes don't need books. Or strong family bonds. Or any of that stupid crap. Not when they have ready access to millions of dollars and scores of smoking hot chicks with questionable judgment.

This book will be all you require to cast aside your boring life as some jackass who cruises around bookstores hoping to score grad-school trim. With Men with Balls, you will learn how to:

So grab your balls, bookboy. You're about to become a home-run hitting, steroid-injecting, angry-orgy-having Turbostud. They're gonna need a whole ocean just to wash your jock.

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