Memoirs of a Tin Can Sailor

In the time of the Vietnam War, if you were a young man coming of age, you had two choices: Be drafted to Vietnam, or join a department that Vietnam had no use of. I chose the latter, and joined the Navy. It'll be fun, they said. See the world, they said. Well, it wasn't all fun and games. Not one to dwell on the unpleasant, I've compiled some of my fonder memories of the Navy, before they're lost to obscurity forever. Ever play tag with the ocean?