Me, and Myself

Well,I suppose I should introduce myself. Why, I don't know, you won't remember my name anyway. Well, whatever, my name is Ralph Steel. And, today my friend, I'm pissed off, and that is to put it mildly. To explain my frustration, this is the second time someone had invaded my turf. If this person isn't brain dead right now, he or she will be when I get my hands on him, or her. It turned out, that a criminal cartel had moved in to my town. With my good friend, Neil Jason, together with a foreign police officer, Me Wong, the problem after some real fight, with rockets and machine guns in Hong Kong, the problem was taken care of.