Little Gems

Nonfiction, Family & Relationships, Parenting, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
Cover of the book Little Gems by Gervase Phinn, Country Publications Ltd
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Author: Gervase Phinn ISBN: 9781855683259
Publisher: Country Publications Ltd Publication: September 1, 2013
Imprint: Country Publications Ltd Language: English
Author: Gervase Phinn
ISBN: 9781855683259
Publisher: Country Publications Ltd
Publication: September 1, 2013
Imprint: Country Publications Ltd
Language: English
Young children are nothing if not honest, and their honesty is invariably disarming and comical. Who better to discover their innermost thoughts than bestselling author and former school inspector Gervase Phinn? From his lifetime of school visits, and talking to parents and grandparents, Gervase has put together a delightful compilation of children's wise words, insightful observations on life and their amusing comments about others. Such as:

'Grandma, your face needs ironing!'

'The nativity play's off, Miss — the Virgin Mary's got nits.'

'When you're dead, Grandpa, can I have your watch?'

'Mummy, Mummy, my caterpillars in the jar on the windowsill are turning into Christians.'

'My Daddy says my Grannie's past her sell-by date.'

'Mummy, what does God stand on? Perhaps it's a hard cloud.'

'Granddad,we've been asked to take something very very old into school. Will you come in with me tomorrow?'

Young child just before saying his prayers: 'I'm sick of talking to God with my eyes closed.'
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Young children are nothing if not honest, and their honesty is invariably disarming and comical. Who better to discover their innermost thoughts than bestselling author and former school inspector Gervase Phinn? From his lifetime of school visits, and talking to parents and grandparents, Gervase has put together a delightful compilation of children's wise words, insightful observations on life and their amusing comments about others. Such as:

'Grandma, your face needs ironing!'

'The nativity play's off, Miss — the Virgin Mary's got nits.'

'When you're dead, Grandpa, can I have your watch?'

'Mummy, Mummy, my caterpillars in the jar on the windowsill are turning into Christians.'

'My Daddy says my Grannie's past her sell-by date.'

'Mummy, what does God stand on? Perhaps it's a hard cloud.'

'Granddad,we've been asked to take something very very old into school. Will you come in with me tomorrow?'

Young child just before saying his prayers: 'I'm sick of talking to God with my eyes closed.'

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