Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool

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Cover of the book Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool by P.C. Anders, Invisible Man Books
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Author: P.C. Anders ISBN: 1230000014337
Publisher: Invisible Man Books Publication: August 19, 2012
Imprint: Language: English
Author: P.C. Anders
ISBN: 1230000014337
Publisher: Invisible Man Books
Publication: August 19, 2012
Imprint:
Language: English

Suggesting that un-massaged penises are responsible for more than half the world’s problems, and aiming to halt the world's relentless march towards one fiscal cliff after another, the author, in this comic essay based on an actual public controversy in the Philippines and elsewhere, explores lingam massage and demands equal justice for yonis or pussies. However, he is fairly convinced by the argument that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises. He believes that many war-mongering politicians need their clitorises to be kicked awake.

Further, he suggests that lingam and yoni massage can be a cure for the fiscal cliff, economic crisis, and internecine warfare among human beings. He ends with an E.L. James quote and an ancient Sumerian poem demanding Justice for All Yonis. And Peace to all owners of lingams and yonis.

This humorous essay (the cover depicts a highly unorthodox theoretically possible method of administering lingam massage) with a pro-peace and pro-economic recovery and anti-Fiscal Cliff message is for the Australian guy who laughed for two minutes just on hearing the title. Light on technical content, and tilted heavily towards priapic humor and satire, this book is chiefly designed to be an endorphin-releasing gift of laughter: to yourself or to others.

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Suggesting that un-massaged penises are responsible for more than half the world’s problems, and aiming to halt the world's relentless march towards one fiscal cliff after another, the author, in this comic essay based on an actual public controversy in the Philippines and elsewhere, explores lingam massage and demands equal justice for yonis or pussies. However, he is fairly convinced by the argument that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises. He believes that many war-mongering politicians need their clitorises to be kicked awake.

Further, he suggests that lingam and yoni massage can be a cure for the fiscal cliff, economic crisis, and internecine warfare among human beings. He ends with an E.L. James quote and an ancient Sumerian poem demanding Justice for All Yonis. And Peace to all owners of lingams and yonis.

This humorous essay (the cover depicts a highly unorthodox theoretically possible method of administering lingam massage) with a pro-peace and pro-economic recovery and anti-Fiscal Cliff message is for the Australian guy who laughed for two minutes just on hearing the title. Light on technical content, and tilted heavily towards priapic humor and satire, this book is chiefly designed to be an endorphin-releasing gift of laughter: to yourself or to others.

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