Author: | Ernie Jurick | ISBN: | 9781310578304 |
Publisher: | Ernie Jurick | Publication: | February 24, 2016 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
Author: | Ernie Jurick |
ISBN: | 9781310578304 |
Publisher: | Ernie Jurick |
Publication: | February 24, 2016 |
Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
Language: | English |
Welcome to Redbone! A town where the improbable happens routinely and the impossible every other Saturday night. As the subtitle says, this is an uncommon memoir of a town written by its oldest survivor, who might have had the courtesy to die and spare us his ramblings. Within it you will find many things that will test your credulity, possibly to the breaking point. As a cheap movie poster might put it:
Learn! how a shipload of the insane founded a town outstanding in its obscurity.
Empathize! with the founders as they fight through undiscovered America in search of a place where they won't be discovered.
Thrill! as these pioneers battle the fulminating woodchucks, the genetically-engineered dogs and the uprising of the giant snails.
Be awed! by mutant Stump Forest and the creatures that dwell therein, every one a peril to even the bravest of hunters.
Share! the rise and dominance of the Australian Brainy Pig and all it wrought on the denizens of our fair town.
Defend! yourself against incoming turkey artillery, lethal lightning bugs, alien-enhanced squirrels and flabbergas.
Wonder! how anyone could hope to pass all this stuff off as legitimate history.
Welcome to Redbone! A town where the improbable happens routinely and the impossible every other Saturday night. As the subtitle says, this is an uncommon memoir of a town written by its oldest survivor, who might have had the courtesy to die and spare us his ramblings. Within it you will find many things that will test your credulity, possibly to the breaking point. As a cheap movie poster might put it:
Learn! how a shipload of the insane founded a town outstanding in its obscurity.
Empathize! with the founders as they fight through undiscovered America in search of a place where they won't be discovered.
Thrill! as these pioneers battle the fulminating woodchucks, the genetically-engineered dogs and the uprising of the giant snails.
Be awed! by mutant Stump Forest and the creatures that dwell therein, every one a peril to even the bravest of hunters.
Share! the rise and dominance of the Australian Brainy Pig and all it wrought on the denizens of our fair town.
Defend! yourself against incoming turkey artillery, lethal lightning bugs, alien-enhanced squirrels and flabbergas.
Wonder! how anyone could hope to pass all this stuff off as legitimate history.