Author: | Robert Townsend | ISBN: | 9780463382844 |
Publisher: | Robert Townsend | Publication: | January 23, 2019 |
Imprint: | Smashwords | Language: | English |
Author: | Robert Townsend |
ISBN: | 9780463382844 |
Publisher: | Robert Townsend |
Publication: | January 23, 2019 |
Imprint: | Smashwords |
Language: | English |
Book number 5 in the Laura series. Summertime is coming and the busy holiday season in Dunehaven seaside resort is hotting up! Laura and I, along with our friends Debra, Vince and Jessica are looking forward to long summer days, sunbathing and swimming in the sea. But our holiday plans are constantly ruined when hordes of Rodds and Mockers descend on our little seaside idyll and turn it into a major war zone! Debra wins the national final of the Miss Wet Tee Shirt competition at Stringvestfellows night club in London. But, despite this fame, she still keeps on causing much embarrassment to her long suffering boyfriend Vince. The local council keep on devising ever more inventive and devious ways to snoop on the private lives of the town's inhabitants, including sending round the rubbish police and a snooping toilet inspector. But when they erect a huge spying CCTV camera right outside our bedroom window, Laura and I take decisive action. As the problem with the mindless violence, vandalism and mayhem caused by fighting Rodds and Mockers spirals out of control, we discover an unusual magical solution in the form of Debra's award winning mammaries. Meanwhile we still can't persuade our little three year old daughter Tammy to wear her new swimsuit on the beach, and so we all end up going skinny dipping in the end!
Book number 5 in the Laura series. Summertime is coming and the busy holiday season in Dunehaven seaside resort is hotting up! Laura and I, along with our friends Debra, Vince and Jessica are looking forward to long summer days, sunbathing and swimming in the sea. But our holiday plans are constantly ruined when hordes of Rodds and Mockers descend on our little seaside idyll and turn it into a major war zone! Debra wins the national final of the Miss Wet Tee Shirt competition at Stringvestfellows night club in London. But, despite this fame, she still keeps on causing much embarrassment to her long suffering boyfriend Vince. The local council keep on devising ever more inventive and devious ways to snoop on the private lives of the town's inhabitants, including sending round the rubbish police and a snooping toilet inspector. But when they erect a huge spying CCTV camera right outside our bedroom window, Laura and I take decisive action. As the problem with the mindless violence, vandalism and mayhem caused by fighting Rodds and Mockers spirals out of control, we discover an unusual magical solution in the form of Debra's award winning mammaries. Meanwhile we still can't persuade our little three year old daughter Tammy to wear her new swimsuit on the beach, and so we all end up going skinny dipping in the end!