...Just South of Heaven

Life is full of ups and downs. First Caper got sacked from the only job he's ever known, and then he finds himself in bed with an incredibly gorgeous woman. But she isn't who he thinks she is.

She has stolen Caper's little fishy friend Scaly Dave and is threatening to do bad things to him if Caper doesn't locate an elusive antique watch. She also failed to mention she was married to a murderer recently released from prison.

Caper and his best-mate Dice set off to Cornwall to find the watch and save the fish. However, a number of characters are also on the hunt for it too, including three hit-men, one of which has narcolepsy, and three members of the unofficial Official Elvis Lives! Fanclub.

What should've have been the start of a new life is now a race against time to stay alive. Every turn they take seems even more fishy and a little further than just south of heaven…