Jonah

I'm a man who offers proof that God, Satan and an army of angels as well as demons walk the earth in human-like appearance. Read my epic tale of a modern day disobedient prophet and vanquish any doubts you have about the existence of a higher power.

I have received no less than six direct visits from God. I even asked the Lord if it was o.k. to be gay because I had experienced some same sex attractions. "You need to be committed" He replied. I misunderstood this to mean that I needed to be committed to a mental hospital. Then I said, "You need to be committed, you're the one claiming to be God." Finally He added, "You're like my son." Do you have any doubt concerning the inference? Jesus Christ was gay or perhaps bi-sexual. And why should it matter? It's not a sin to be tempted. Jesus had an affinity toward his beloved disciple John. Have I discerned an inconvenient truth based on a direct encounter with God? What greater evidence do you require? Decide for yourself. How ironic it would be if Christ was both Jewish and gay - the two most reviled and persecuted minorities in history.
The Devil comes in many forms. I believe I've known him. When I say him, I mean a creature in human-like appearance. When God shows up, Satan is sure to follow. Why would Satan follow in the footsteps of God? Maybe for curiosity sake. If God is interested in a person, the devil is likely to have a strong interest as to the reason. You can be sure that it greatly pleases Satan to accuse Christians and all men of being what they so often turn out to be: sinful hypocrites who fall short of the glory of God. I wonder how often Satan has stood in the company of God complaining about how unworthy we are to be counted among the Lord's Chosen. What did Satan look like? He appeared as was a homely middle-aged man with glasses. 'John' was short and had a spread around the middle like most men his age. He was very laid back as a rule and had what I would describe as a nice way about him. Satan had a funny sense of humor but it always involved putting someone down including me. He would point out the foibles in others and question us as to why we would work so hard for so little money or return. We were 'suckers' and he wasn't going to be played for one. But he did make us all laugh. How unexpected it was when I discovered early on that he went by the nickname Satan. It would appear he was hiding in plain sight. John enjoyed his little inside joke I'm sure. His job was to collect discarded boxes. I thoughtlessly threw a box at his feet while working furiously to keep up with my work load. John became angry. "Why can't you hand me the boxes?" he yelled. His pride became evident in that moment.

On another occasion when I was in front of my work station stocking product he opened his mouth and actually swallowed me. Black desolation and horror is the only way to describe it. He just as quickly spit me out and I found myself standing before him just as I had seconds before. I was exposed to the dark depths of eternal hell; unfathomable. God was standing behind the adjacent station and I ran to Him for protection out of stark terror. "Save me, forgive me, help me" I exclaimed. This is no doubt a refrain that will echo throughout the world on judgment day. The Lord explained that he didn't want me to respond to Him out of fear but out of love. I don't think I really loved God back then but in that moment I learned to fear Him. 'Fear of God' which means a deep respect for the Almighty, is the beginning of all understanding.