It Ate My Sister
the 100% true autobiography of a professional liar
Kids, Fiction, Action/Adventure, Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Teen
| Author: | Mark Binder | ISBN: | 1230000032113 |
| Publisher: | Light Publications | Publication: | November 21, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Mark Binder |
| ISBN: | 1230000032113 |
| Publisher: | Light Publications |
| Publication: | November 21, 2012 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
My family is so weird…
I wouldn’t go so far to say that we’re psycho. It’s just that strange things happen to us:
• explosions • • genetic mutations • • poisonous snakes • • ghost attacks and other mishaps.
Sometimes I wish that we could all just relax.
Top 10 reasons to buy this book
10. Loaded with practical tips
— like what to do if your sister is being eaten
9. Makes your family seem normal
8. Meet the world’s smallest professional wrestler
7. Dynamite recipe for Flying Roast Turkey
6. Prevents bad breath in lab rats
5. Secret code that may reveal the meaning of life*
4. Action. Suspense. Flatulence.
3. New, improved, and now more than 72% slug-free! 2. Lasts longer than a pizza
1. More laughs than “Johnny Tremain”
My family is so weird…
I wouldn’t go so far to say that we’re psycho. It’s just that strange things happen to us:
• explosions • • genetic mutations • • poisonous snakes • • ghost attacks and other mishaps.
Sometimes I wish that we could all just relax.
Top 10 reasons to buy this book
10. Loaded with practical tips
— like what to do if your sister is being eaten
9. Makes your family seem normal
8. Meet the world’s smallest professional wrestler
7. Dynamite recipe for Flying Roast Turkey
6. Prevents bad breath in lab rats
5. Secret code that may reveal the meaning of life*
4. Action. Suspense. Flatulence.
3. New, improved, and now more than 72% slug-free! 2. Lasts longer than a pizza
1. More laughs than “Johnny Tremain”
