Incognito

The height of passion found three times in the summer heat—all by mistake.

Hounded by my irritating soon-to-be ex-wife and her latest beau, I went to the North Woods to clean out my dad’s old cabin. That’s when I met a gorgeous young blonde less than half my age who was convinced I was the object of her starstruck desire. To make matters worse—or better—her equally charming brunette friend insisted I was another conquest altogether.

Dodging my own scruples and nag-sessions from my estranged spouse, I did what many a forty-something guy with a spare tire and failing libido would do. Lucky for me, the brunette’s sexy, sassy, middle-aged mom got me off the hook—kind of.