I'd Rather Roll Than Rattle

A Collection of Humorous Stories.

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour, Biography & Memoir
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Author: Liz Kingston Bettle ISBN: 9781452051444
Publisher: AuthorHouse Publication: July 16, 2010
Imprint: AuthorHouse Language: English
Author: Liz Kingston Bettle
ISBN: 9781452051444
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Publication: July 16, 2010
Imprint: AuthorHouse
Language: English

I'd Rather Roll Than Rattle

Way back in the day, words like fat and obese were not used to describe a lady who was overweight. The usual adjectives of choice were: stout, portly, or rotund. My grandma Kingston was most definitely in that category.

She would get a bit miffed when someone would call her status to her attention. But she would really react when she saw a woman who was inordinately thin. It would flat make her mad.

Just look at her: a bag of bones! When she walks you can hear her rattle. I'll tell you this for sure I'd rather roll than rattle!

She lived to be 92 and never did rattle!

Hence, the books title.

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I'd Rather Roll Than Rattle

Way back in the day, words like fat and obese were not used to describe a lady who was overweight. The usual adjectives of choice were: stout, portly, or rotund. My grandma Kingston was most definitely in that category.

She would get a bit miffed when someone would call her status to her attention. But she would really react when she saw a woman who was inordinately thin. It would flat make her mad.

Just look at her: a bag of bones! When she walks you can hear her rattle. I'll tell you this for sure I'd rather roll than rattle!

She lived to be 92 and never did rattle!

Hence, the books title.

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